Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Democratic and Republican Candidates

From McSweeney's:

Democrats:

NB.  Optimus Prime:

Pro: Size; power; ability to emit short-range optic blasts.

Con: Potential attack ad: "Sometimes Optimus Prime is a robot, other times a truck. Which is it, Mr. Prime? America deserves a leader that doesn't transform whenever it's convenient."

Republicans:

NB.  Your Mama:

Pro: Strong personality; nurturer; kind; strict when she has to be; always shows up at soccer games or school plays; skilled at managing a busy family.

Con: Upon her election, nation would be instantly vulnerable to any number of verbal attacks about president being so fat, so ugly, so stupid, etc.

Thanks Anna.

Comments

[Dan Morehead]

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